I’ve seen a lot online recently about climate change and it annoys me. It annoys me because I disagree, because I am alone in disagreeing, and because the people that agree with me seem to agree for the wrong reasons.
So here I am going to lay out my reasons for not caring about the climate change alarmism so that you can know what I think about it and you can decide whether or not we agree for the right reasons.
No. 1) Climate Alarmism Is Pride
The Earth survived the Chixculub impactor. The Earth can survive me driving my car to the grocery store. It is the height of pride to suppose that humanity is so great that we can destroy the earth irreparably. We don’t even remotely understand the self regulatory mechanisms built into nature. Nature always wins. Humanity is constantly mowing it’s lawn trying to keep the trees from growing up in that nice looking open field, and humanity will always be doing this. We have not conquered nature–we are and will always be fighting it, and we are always on the losing side.
No. 2) Climate Alarmism Is Political
The people pushing the climate alarmism are the same people pushing COVID agendas and other “well meaning” political nonsense. They are hyperbolic for no reason. I saw the movie “Don’t Look Up” and it was one big climate allegory and it just struck me as dumb. Experts with an agenda are experts only in storytelling. They are not looking out for the best interests of the common man.
No. 3) Climate Alarmism Presents No Alternatives
Oil is cheap and easy to use and burn and it has a high power density. No alternative energies can remotely compare to that. I support using “green” energy where it is available–hydroelectric is great in many instances; solar panels can do a lot to improve your houses efficiency and resilience. I also support being less wasteful as a culture. Recycling is, in general, good. You can support good energy and good practices without thinking the apocalypse is coming. Climate Alarmists need to present alternatives to the cheap and energy-dense power sources if they want people to stop using them. But if they want to go back in time and halt the advance of the industrial revolution, we would literally still be living in wooden huts and using candles to light and heat our homes. Progress isn’t always good but oil and coal got us this far and people seem to like it.
No. 4) Climate Alarmism Can’t Quantify Itself
I got this from a recently cancelled gentleman: If the science is settled, then how much of the temperature change is caused by humanity? How do we measure the change in the climate and how do we quantify the human element? If we suppose that the human element is extreme then it should be measurable. What is the measure? Are we saying water levels are higher? They are not, really. Are we saying temperatures are higher? Or lower? If so–what should the temperatures be? How much of the variance is caused by humanity? What other sources of variance are there? If I buy an electric car, how much will the temperature change? These things cannot really be measured.
No. 5) Climate Alarmists Are Smug
Climate Alarmists are just unpleasant people to be around. If their position were true, good, or beautiful you would think they would be nicer people. They shriek and they yell and they don’t behave like normal, nice, sane people. Their irrepressible smugness is a red flag.
This is your essential guide on how to be properly condescending against climate change.
AMDG
