This is a small part of JMSmiths latest, but since I have spent so much time in this space decrying voting I wanted to both share a useful analogy and torture it to death in the service of my own cynical aims.
JMSmith introduces us to the analogy of the five hungry men:
Five hungry men can vote on where they will go for lunch, provided their palates and budgets are broadly similar. But five men cannot operate as democracy if all five men are not hungry, or their palates and budgets are radically dissimilar. Any vote in the second group will cause radical dissatisfaction, very possibly revolt, in the minority that is forced to do, or eat, or spend what it really, truly does not wish to do, or eat, or spend.
The point of Smith’s article is not about voting, it is about something else. It is interesting in it’s own right, but I am interested in voting.
Smith is only suggesting that democracy fails when the five men are not hungry, or “their palates and budgets are radically dissimilar”. This is true. Because I am a fan of organized structures, let’s call this failure a Type I failure–the voting population is not equally hungry, wealthy, or tasteful.
Voting has another kind of failure. Five hungry men must first agree to vote on where they will go for lunch. None of the five hungry men is especially evil, none of the five hungry men is especially virtuous. By agreeing to vote on where they will go for lunch, they are agreeing to the decision making power of the collective. When the five men agree to vote on this decision, they are in effect saying “I will go eat lunch at the place we agree to go to lunch.” This is an unstated predicate to the analogy. But it causes problems if the five hungry men disagree. Let’s say each of the five men proposes a different place to eat, and votes for their own idea. Let’s call this a Type II failure–the voting population cannot agree on a path forward and so arrives at a stalemate. To be clear, a Type II failure includes everyone voting having a different idea, or exactly 50% thinking one thing and 50% thinking another. These are situations where people vote and no outcome is determined.
Because the five hungry men must agree to vote, and so agrees to the outcome of the vote, what if the outcome is morally bad? In an effort to resolve the stalemate, one of the savvy hungry men suggests that everyone goes to a strip club to eat, hoping that a majority of men will be enticed by something other than the promise of food. This illustrates a Type III failure–the voting population agrees to something morally ill, thereby binding those virtuous voters to the same moral ill.
You might be tempted to say, wait a minute, why don’t those virtuous voters leave and go somewhere else? They don’t have to go to the strip club! If this analogy were on a national scale, the idea of “taking your ball and going home” is also known as “secession“. Let’s call this a Type IV failure–some segment of the population is so offended that they organize their own votes and go their own way. They fragment from the main body in the hopes that doing so leaves them more equal in the way JMSmith described. Let me hammer this point home: If you don’t like the outcome of a vote, rejecting the outcome is secession (in thought and word if not deed). The alternative is remaining loyal to a voting system that is designed to eventually produce evil outcomes. Voters are stuck between a rock and a hard place: Secession or Evil.
There’s one more failure that I can think of. This is when the five hungry men are not all good faith voters. Let’s say one of the men has been sponsored by Joe’s Burger Joint, and has been paid to bring in customers. The five men vote and this sponsored man makes a heartfelt appeal that all of them should eat at Joe’s Burger Joint. The vote is cast and the outcome is that the men agree to go to JBJ. This is a Type V failure of voting–it was not an honest appraisal of the options. This dishonest appraisal of the options can come in the form of corruption, of people willing to pay for their preference to win, etc. The dishonest deal of one paid agent for an outside party has led to a decision which is legitimized by the crowd. Let’s say they all get food poisoning and somehow learn that the man was paid by JBJ to suggest it. When they confront him, he replies (correctly), “Hey I just suggested it, you all voted for it!”
America suffers variously from all five failures.
Type I – The voting population is not culturally, economically, morally homogeneous. This leads to different weights for different options, and different incentive structures in different places.
Type II – Americans are more or less 50/50 between either political party, and cannot agree on a path forward. Each party has a drastically different idea, which leads to stalemates and instability.
Type III – Abortion is legal. Hopefully not for long. But it is legal. ‘Nuff said here.
Type IV – Agitators on all sides of politics like to occasionally bring up secession. Either fragmenting states, forming a new country. All the other errors lead to moderately homogeneous groups to desire their own domain where their votes would not be so error prone.
Type V – Corporations, Countries, and other interested parties consistently lobby politicians and pay for public agents such that the public discourse is not one of honest appraisal of ideas. An outside party with an agenda has paid for the privilege to influence the discussion of the matter up for a vote.
One way you, personally, can avoid contributing to all of these failures and even help fix them:
Don’t Vote.
AMDG

